QLD DAY & SEA WORLD PIC DRYDOCK
CONSTRUCTED BY ORDER OF ADMIRAL C.W. WAUGH
STARDATE 50306.14

Another beautiful day in the Botanical Gardens; this is a huge greenspace and it's packed with people as far as the eye can see, enjoying QUEENSLAND DAY (the day before we celebrate the Queen's Birthday, incidentally) Thousands gather by the amphitheater to listen to some country music before the headlining act comes on.
More people start coming to the main concert area. There were actually four major theaters where music groups performed, but this was the main one. It's easily the biggest event during this semester. Sophie Monk takes the stage to rapturous applause. She's flanked by two effeminate male dancers. Sophie is scantily clad though you can't tell that from this picture. In any case, in a place where 5 year olds dominate Matrix Reloaded screenings (and they probably get as much philosophically out of it as we do) it's not surprising they got Sophie to tell her sex stories to the masses.
SEA WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEA WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEA WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (also: cheerleaders really don't exist here... the person I was with mentioned she would've been one if there were any to be had... also, every public and private school here makes their kids wear uniforms!!!!!!!) The dolphin leaps out of the air!! There were six well-trained dolphins all doing their thing and they'd all jump out together too. One of the trainers could ride the dolphins. Now I want that job.
Whereas we have a pirate style sea lion show, OZ has an Indiana Jones style show. Not nearly as good as ours, but had its moments, as when the lion decided to not follow the script. About the cutest things ever from 5 meters away: POLAR BEARS
MORE POLAR BEAR!!!!!!!!! I couldn't get enough. They gave the polar bear a huge plastic garbage can to chew on and mangle. And what teeth!
I didn't get a picture of it, but at one time, the polar bear got this thing stuck on its head. It really looked like it was struggling. Besides myself, about 15 other people had their jaws dropped staring. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... look at doz paaaaawz.
Sea World is located right by Surfer's Paradise, another beach area of superior design. Australia's beaches make ours look like harems. Primarily developed in the 1970s, Surfer's Paradise continues to be a place for relaxation and fun in the sun.

For my grand finale: Australian "urinals," ladies and gentlemen.

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